Here are some short 15 second video clips of celebrity impersonator of Guido Sarducci, our entertainment for the evening.

They are in order.

Some clips lead directly into the next clip.

I will try to indicate the subject of each clip and some key words. It was particularly difficult to anticipate a good joke and keep it within the 15 second window I'm using.

Note: If a video is slow and jerky, just let it finish and then replay the video again. It should then be smooth.

• Advantages of Being a Polar Bear: Get ice in your nose hair, skip church on Sunday...

• If we were in global warming and had to ride in the heat, what would we call ourselves: the bi-polar club, he leads up to another name that will be revealed later...

• We Only Ride on Sunday: interaction with the audience...

• More Names: the puddle jumpers, he leads to next clip...

• Still More Names: Hell's Polars...

• Spokes-Women: Members asked questions about their name...

• As Soon as You Become a Road Captain: U-turns are OK...

• Attempting to Give Blood: right out of our rules...

• The Dawn Patrol's History: He has trouble with the letters AMA and then asks Dawn Patrol members to identify themselves...

• Fax Your Sins: Send him a Fax and he will FAX you back...

• Baptism in a Bottle: for those who sin a lot...

I missed the "Pope's Soap on a Rope" for men and other products he is hawking.

This was mainly G-rated entertainment and very hilarious.

It was my pleasure to provide you with pictures, videos, and captions this year to document the 2007-2008 Polar Bear Grand Tour. See you at the end of October in Cape May.

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